Sick today.

Not physically, but mentally.
Okay, okay, I know...
I'm never mentally healthy <.<
I'M JUST A BIT CRAZY! :3
 
But I still have those typical signs of any normal illness.
I'm tired all the time and want to sleep, no hunger, no will to do anything except for laying in my bed <.<
 
I've found my new drug, though! :D
Ao No Exorcist! :3
ALMOST better than One Piece <.<
Fuck, I have to finnish watching One Piece, too >.>
DAMN IT.
SPARE TIME, WHERE ART THEE?!
Or thou...
Fuck it <.<
 
NOW
I'm gonna finish my Cry play's-video, and then go back to my coccoon of hawt Rin, daemons and Satan's blue fire <.<
BUBAAI! :D
And thanks for reading my boring shit xD

My hate towards technology...

Am I the only one who HATES technology?
Like computers, cellphones, televisions and consoles?
And, well....
They kinda hate me back <.<
 
My school computer have been so fucked up lately
(Maaaaybe becayse I dropped it once. FUCK YOU, COMPUTER!)
The technicians had to reinstall windows n' shiet.
And the first thing that happens when I try to cam with a friend?
ASÖIODGHÄASPODGNASÖIOGH BLUESCREEN MOTHERFUCKER!!!
<.<
 
That have happened about four times, now.
BUT WAIT!
Lately it's been ever MORE FUCKED UP!
It shut itself off during the night.
(I always put it on sleep to easily start it in the morning and continue to do my shit)
I am a very inpatient human being.
I LIKE IT TO BE FAST!
 
So, yesterday night my computer restarted itself.
Waking me up with the beloved start melody.
FUCK. YOU!
And then it REFUSED TO SHUT DOWN!!!
I so wanna place a baseball bat in this computer when I graduate...
But it's not worth the money I'd have to spend to actually get it >_<

And, well...
Yesterday I bought a new computer.
It was supposed to be so much better!
I start it...
And wait...
Then wait...
And wait some more...
....
.....
....

OH FUCK OFF!!!!
When it finally starts, IT'S FUCKING WINDOWS 8 ON IT!!!!
I DON'T GET CRAP LIKE THAT!!!
AND MY SKYPE DIDN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAD TO UPDATE IT!!
ON MY BRAND NEW, FUCKING, COMPUTER!!!!!
GAAAAAAAH!!!!!

I finally found the "regular"desktop.
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE START MENU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
So, I go to fucking youtube.
And find a fucking video.
To help me get the FUCKING start-button back.

I had to install a program, and then launch it.
I finally found my start-button again.
(WHICH LOOKS LIKE A BOX WITH DOWNS SYNDROME)
And tries it out.
So, I search for "Skype"

I type "Sky" then my whole start menu is like
"OUSDÖHIHGSJNGÖOBUSIPGSDJG NO. FUCK U."
And then it shuts off.
And the button disappears.

My whole face is twitching by now.
Just like my temper.
AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE THE START MENU, I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THE PROGRAM TO LAUNCH!!!!!
Now is the time where I'd normally BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PIECE OF DIARRHEA.
But I don't.
Instead I go to my happy place.
(The place where I FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING)
And tries it again!

SO.
Fuck you, technology.


OH
And here's a pic of me in my new hair color.
UIÖGHIPGOHPKDFSÅ
I am the bearded woman. FEAR ME!

To you, Hanny...

A request.
a picture of myself.
Well, here you go!
RAINBOW~~~!!!
Just because unicorns and rainbows match.
HURPA DURPA
THAT'S MY UNICORN!!
 
 
Man, I'm tired today....

Dentists, ugh..

SO
No school today, yaay!
Though I had to be at the dentist at 7.30 <.<
I hate the dentist </3
 
Though my teeth turned out just fine :D
Even though I don't really care about them xD
Like 95% of humanity >.>
 
Right now I'm watching my mom and my fat uncle trying to construct a table xD
This'll be fun!
At least my room will turn out a bit more fabolous ;)
 
I'M SO GONNA PLAY MY PS2 ALL NIGHT LONG!
And, yes, I know...
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO BEHIND?!?!?!??!"
I'M POOR, OKAY?!

I must get a new computer first...
WHICH I'LL GET TODAY, BY THE FUCKING WAY :D
My school computer is a bit retarded >_<
but yeah
see ya!

Huh, who could have known..

50 shades of Grey actually has a story line <.<
With actual characters.
Events.
Love and all that shizzle.

ME GUUSTA! OwO
 
I am really enjoying this book.
And I'll probably read all three of them :D
YES
THERE ARE THREE OF THEM
 
So, uhm, yeah
DON'T JUDGE ME!
Gonna go read it now :3
BYYE!

50 shades of greyeffyu

I went to the library to find the book "before I die".
I wanted to read a meaningful book.
So, with some help from my beloved friend Nardy,
I finally found the book.
Right next to 50 shades of grey.
 
#YOLO?!
I took it.
And borrowed it.
And I am so gonna read the shit out of it.
 
SOOO
Now I've got some funzies to do :3
 
So
Byepopoc dfjkfgdfhjvzxcvbnm,.,mnbvcxzgfds

Cuts.

They rather suck.

I accidentally cut myself on our reeeeally sharp knife today.
While cutting a lemon.
The knife was gently pressed against my skin on my left indexfinger.
and BAM
A really deep cut.
 
It was bleeding like crazy <.<
Had to change my bandaid two times because I was bleeding too much xD
And, by some strange reason, I got some water inside of it.
So, now when I took it off, HALF of my finger is wrinkly. >.>
Looks stupid.
Just like Nardy's face.
 
Well, uhm...
Peace!

Dear Taylor Swift...

I'd love to see you become a lesbian.
 
XOXO the llama queen.
 
No, but seriously.
You should try dating other girls, OR gamer guys.
Some of them are really cute, and most of them are virgins.
And if they're not, then they're just really nice.
Most of the times.
 
 
 
 
 

I'm sorry!

For being so fucking boring!
 
I'm just tired today..
I'm trying to be as funny as I can.
I don't like being boring, I want to make you laugh!
PLEASE, TELL ME I'M FUNNY!!
 
<.<
 
I don't know what more to write...
so...
Pie...

My everything hurts!! >.>

 Okay, so....
I had to sleep on the fucking ground next to my friends during our movie night :O

PLUS
I've got some serious muscle aches from yesterdays workout xD
So...
 
Well, at least we had a bunch of funzies during the night :D
Laughing n' shiet <.<
 
So.
Llamas.
They are hawt.
Period.

Dear Justin Bieber...

Stop calling me 'baby'.
I'm fucking 18 years old.
You're a fucking moron.
And, for God's sake, STOP REPEATING YOURSELF SO DARN MUCH!
 
But wait.....
Are you some kind of pedophile..?
I.......
I'm.... Speechless...
I never knew.....
Holy hell, I've been so stupid all of these years...

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM MY NEW DISCOVERY?!?!?!
THIS SHIT'S CRAZY!
I...
I'M SICK.....

JUSTIN BIEBER, FUCKO!
 
Yes, Bieber. Yes you are.
 
 

Okay, maybe Bieber just was big baby himself back then... >.>

BBQ PARTAY!

Okay, not really xD
having some friends over for a BBQ for the first time evah! :3
Just vaccume cleaned the house
fuck
The vaccum cleaner didn't work
fml </3
Rocks everywhere
 
Meh ^^
Gonna have a good time anyways :D
With music n' shiet :3
SOOOOO
 
I like raccoons.
PEACE!

Dear Beyonce...

I don't know what planet you come from (considering your huge ass hips and small waist).
But where I live today, women don't run the world.
Women are being used as objects.
Men everywhere are trying to control us.
They are physically stronger, and therefore have so much more power.
 
So, Beyonce....
Cut the crap,
lay off the bathsalts,
and, please, can someone give her a huge slap from me?
 
 
 
 
Oh, and here are some funzies.

 
 
 
 

Fake bitches, fake bitches everywhere!

OKAY.
SO.
I'M BACK.
FROM WHERE, YOU ASK?
BURGER KING, OF COURSE.
BUT NO WORRIES.
EVEN IF I REALLY AM TOO LAZY TO EXERCISE THE DELICIOUS HAMBURGERS AWAY FROM MY SYSTEM.
I HAVE BOUGHT A PAIR OF IN-LINES THAT I SHOULD TRY OUT.
N' SHIET.
 
When I was in town I realized something.
I'm surrounded by fake bitches.
And, of course, my awesome friends.
I hate fake people, especially girls.
That's why I'm trying to avoid talking to them <.<
 
They write stuff like "BJGDSPIHOÖFA I'M UGLY" on Facebook, when they actually look cute.
They want you to write "OUSHÖO STOP IT, YOU'RE CUTE"
So that they can reply with "ASJFDPSÖHS NO, BUT YOU ARE <3<4<3<3<<3<3<44<3<S34D3A56R<TH"
....
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!
 
When someone comments something like that on my Facebook, I smile.
Because my friend just made my day by boosting my confidence.
The least I can do is say thanks, and maybe even throw in something else in that comment.
Like a "thank you" in the form of "You too!".
 
Having female friends is all about commenting eachother.
If you're a girl, then you aren't supposed to act like a cold guy towards her.
You're supposed to comment her cute outfits and her beautiful hair.
And she's supposed to do the same thing back.
 
A girlfight is often caused by someone breaking the "codex of female friendship".
"Those shoes looks kinda ugly together with that top..."
And BAM. From besties to mortal enemies.
 
I HATE THAT SHIT.
I'm a very honest person.
I LOVE to insult others.
And, well, Nardy is just like me.
That's the main reason to why we're BFF's.
 
A normal conversation is like this;
Me; Damn, you're ugly.
Nardy; You too!
Me; No, I really mean it. And you stink.
Nardy; At least I shower!
Me; I am very clean, thank you!
Nardy; your breath stinks..
Me; Have you got any gum, then?
Nardy; No gum in the world is gonna help you.....
Me; Fucko.
Nardy; Love you, too!
*HUGGLES*
 
THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PURE LOVE.
WHEN TWO GIRLFRIENDS CAN SAY MEAN COMMENTS TO EACHOTHER.
AND NOT EVEN GIVE A LLAMA'S ASS ABOUT IT.
I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU, MY RETARDED CAMEL, NARDY :* <3
 
Aaaaaaand, I'm out!
Peace!

In mah new apartment!

Okay, so, uhm...
I moved out of Nardy's place about a week ago, and today is the day my mom will move in with me again! :D
She's gonna move all of her stuff out of her ex's place, and I'm gonna help her, and say goodbye to my beloved little brothers :(
Sure gonna miss dem dogz <3
 
So, I found this awesome song that I instantly downloaded and started playing on my stereo :D
I've been repeating it for about ten times, now :3
Mah poor neighbours!
Here it is! :D
 
 
 
And, in case the song gets deleted from Youtube..
It's Savant ft. Axel morris & Celina Svanberg - Licence to chill 2012

And, well... I "found" it in the end of one of Cry's videos ^^
That guy has some epic taste in music <3
 
And, in case this is SOOOO BORING for you...
Have a random cat party pic.

Dear One Direction...

Please stop saying that I do not know I am beautiful.
I am aware of the fact that I am fudging fabolous.
I do not need a handful of idiots jumping around saying the only thing that makes me beautiful is the fact that I do not know it.
Stop annoying me, and get the fuck out of my face >.>
 
 
 
 
Note the fact that I don't listen to One Direction at all.
When you're living with a two year old baby who keeps screaming their name repeatedly until his sister starts their stupid songs, their lyrics will get stuck in your head.
Forever.
...

Oh!

I just remembered something!
 
Since I might go to America after the summer vacations, as an au pair, I thought about starting a new blog about it!
Soooo, I might not start with the design and such just yet, but I'm open for suggestions! :3
Like... Colors?
How should I make the header?
Background?
General design...?
 
COME ON FOLKS, GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS! :D
Pwease...? OwO
 
But, yeah!
Bubai again! :D

Fuck....

My head hurts!!
I don't really get this.
A while ago I drank 2 liters of energy drink in only an hour, which led to two days of feeling sick. Almost threw up a couple of times.
Yesterday I decided to buy it again, but not 2 liters, of course.
Well... After just a couple of sips I started feeling the exact same nausea as that time.
My reaction was, obviously, "WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?"

And, well....
I've already been tricked today, since it's first of april.
Pretty hard, actually...
Fuck you, Youtube! xD
Making your fans shit themselves :O
What would I do without your useful "how to" videos, since I clearly need directions in life through them <.<
 
This isn't a particulairly good day for me, blargh >_<
So, I'm going to continue to play Skyrim now, and probably for the rest of the day.
(Since Nardy's internet kinda crashed we have to take turns to use the only internet we've got xD
I probably won't update anymore today <.<
sooooooo
SEE YA TOMORROW :D

Look! It's a plane! It's a bird! No, it's a.......

New update.
 
 
 
 
 
 
ERMAHGERD! I ERM BERKH!
 
So, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, ERIKA?!
Meh, eating ice cream and playing Skyrim >.>
 
Okay, back to some serious shiet!
I've been busy with school *COUGH* and my responsibilities as a grown woman *COUGH*.
But, yes. Since I now am 18 years old, I am now a grown up.
Still, the thought about me driving a car scares me shitless..... >_<
 
So! I've been kinda active on my youtube channel (which was a whie ago), and I'm thinking about making another video soon!
Let's see if anyone actually reads this xD
 
But, uhm, yeah!
I'm gonna try to update a bit more frequently, now :) (I bet I spelled that word wrong, but I'm too lazy to find out).
HAVE A GREAT DAY! :D

I'm the last unicorn..

When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain, and the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain. In the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn, they will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn.

I've done a lot of thinking about this lyrics, and I've never really known why, but it means a lot to me. I get a strange and warm feeling when I sing along to this. I've finally concluded that I care about it so much because I am the unicorn. I'm the last of my kind.

I've always been the last of my kind. I've never really had a friend or something that I've felt a close connection to. Okay, Nahed is a big exception, because I've never had a closer friend. Hell, we read each others thoughts sometimes! But still, she doesn't understand me in some situations. She don't know everything that's going on inside my head. I don't even understand me from time to time!

But I've learned that I'm the last unicorn. When I was younger I didn't understand that, and thought that I was a freak, and instead of showing who I really was, I hid in the shadows, not even my closest friends knew my big secret.

When I walk in the school past people, they clearly see me. I'm not afraid to show my true self anymore. Though I feel like when I walk on the road to the bus in the morning. I can feel the drivers hateful eyes on me, 'she doesn't belong here.' They avoid me, they're afraid of breaking the last unicorn.

In school, some still sees me either as a freak, or as a fake. Like a horse with a plastic horn on her head. But I'm not fake. I'm tired of hiding in the shadows. And my good friend Nahed, without her I would still be hiding in the shadows. She's that good horse friend who has a plastic horn. Not because she's fake, no, because she doesn't want me to feel all alone in this world, to lure me out of the shadows.

I see the world as the forest, and each human as a last animal. The last eagle is a human who is free, who dare to show the world what she's made of. The last lion is a human who walk with pure pride. She know she has respect in the forest, well earned respect. But all animals either hide in the shadows because they're ashamed of what they really are, and haven't seen the beauty in the animal they represent. Other tries to be 'normal' and dresses as everybody else. They cover up their unique abilities and looks, so that they can be one in the crowd.

I also think that we all are unicorns in our own world. Either we show who we are, or we hide in the shadows and cover up the only thing that makes us unique, our horn. I also think that in our own world, we are the last unicorn, while everybody else are the remaining animals in the forest.

When the first breath of winter, through the flowers is icing. And you look to the north, and a pale moon is rising. And it seems like all is dying and would leave the world to mourn. In the distance hear the laughter of the last unicorn.

I really feel sorry for those who sees me as a freak. I know what I am, I'm unique, one of a kind, the last of it's sort. I laugh at the humans that only sees me as different, outstanding. I'm just showing the world who I really am, and they just have to live with it. We can't get rid of our horns, we can't stop being unique. Stop bullying people who tries to find out what their horns abilities are, you might scare them back to the shadows, and we can't lose our last unicorn!


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