eritzkak

HAI GUYS.

 

Okay, so

My laziness finally took over

And I've simply stopped caring <.<

So 

I decided to do a "weekly update" every Friday! :D 

Or do you think I should choose Sunday instead..? <.<

BUT YEAH

 

The updates might come up pretty late

But you could always go on again on Saturday to check it out!

 

SO

This week, uhm...

 

SATURDAY

Since I arrived at my childhoodfriend's place at Friday, we went on a little trip! :3

We were supposed to meet up with a friend of his,

but he was busy.

So he took me to eat at Burger King! :D

Yaaay!

Then we got a ride back to my place over the day :3

I so kicked his ass at Tekken 6.

And then I did the same with Groove Ride.

I am awesome.

Then we went back to his place, haha :D

 

SUNDAY

This was the most boring day ever. 

We did absolutely nothing.

Blargh.

 

MONDAY

I was free all day, YAAY, 

I was still at my friend Robin's place :D

We ate pizza and watched some movies! :3

then I took the boring train home to my mom

And my uncle was there too!

He slept in my room.

I couldn't sleep.

 

TUESDAY

Decided to call in sick

After barely four hours of proper sleep, school isn't exactly something you want to do <.<

But yeah, I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at home! xD

 

WEDNESDAY

I was actually free today, yaay!

Had to get up early, though <.<

Went to the doctor pretty early xD

So, when I got home, I randomely started playing Lego Star Wars II on PS2

I kinda finished the game... xD

HAHAHAH

No lifer, indeed!

 

THURSDAY

I finally went to school <.<

Starting off with a chase for paperwork kind of everywhere xD

Needed to get a copy of my grades and vaccinations.

Then we had Swedish.

Which was boring.

And then Nahed waited for me while I had social studies.

Boring as always....

And then we went to eat SUSHI ERMAHGERD :D

It was AWESOME!! :3

The last time the sushi lady worked there :(

Now they're back in Stockholm </3

I'LL MISS YOU!!!!

Then I got back home, aaaand did absolutely nothing >_<

GOSH, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!?!

 

FRIDAY

We had a national test today.

Woke up with a pretty bad case of migraine, though "/

Could barely get out of the bed properly :O

So I called in sick "/

And then I slept for a couple of hours.

When I woke up, I STILL had a fucking migraine.

But eventually I had to get out of bed <.<

So I went to the doctor again, and gave him the information about my vaccinations

(boring paperwork for the whole au pair thingie)

And then I went shopping with my mom! 

(FOOD. I don't work well with clothes shopping....)

And then I got to Nardy's place!! :D

So we've seen a movie :3

And now we're going to sleep!

 

SO!

Tell me what you think about these kinda updates!

Instead of every day, I mean...

I'll still update random shizzle when I've got the time :3

SO I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER

BUBAIIII

:D

Okay, so we've all got them.

Around us.

All the time.

 

I've decided to make a couple of groups.

ENJOY, HOPE MY PAIN RESULTS IN YOUR PLEASURE.

 

Funny annoying:

I bet I'm one of these.

I laugh like a fucking moron, I run around and push people.

I AM THE ANNOYING ITSELF!

But fuck you all, I'm still funneh :D

 

Fake idiot bitching "talented" sluts who doesn't show respect (female):

I've got one behind me right now....

SHOOT ME

OR NO

SHOOT HER

GAAAH

 

Okay, so these kinda girls really gets on my nerves.

We're kinda in a study room in school, and she's playing loud music.

Loud SHITTY music.

And she sings.

SINGS!

And, okay, she's got an avergely good voice.

But she's making it fake on purpose.

JUST STAHP IT

ERMAHGERD

DIE YOU SCUM

 

Or at least try to better your taste in music.

Whores.

What next, JB?

ONE MOTHERFUCKING DIRECTION?!?!?!
....

 

Not only is this girl really annoying

But she's also the most egocentric girl I've ever met.

She looks like a fudging pig

And thinks she's the biggest and most beautiful girl in school.

I mean, come on.

We allknow that's me.

....

That was a joke.

 

 

SOOO

Yes, I just did this update because of that irritating bitch behind me.

i wanted to do it in a funneh way.

So..

I need to get a couple of more people on my list..

BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO RUN FOR MY TRAIN!

BUBAI!

 

Oh yeah, I won't be home all weekend, so I might not update at all.

BUT MAYBE :D

BYE!

I have never really understood that.

I'm so darned nervous before an oral presentation.

Like seriously vomiting my heart out.

But before a test....

Well, today I was joking around in the classroom, drawing on the whiteboard.

 

It's always like that.

If it's a test I must pass to pass the course

I'm spending my last couple of minutes with looking at photos of cats wearing hats.

 

I never study, either.

Sometimes, not at all.

And I never really listen to the teacher.

I just use my own experiences on the paper.

Because that's what a test is all about.

What you ALREADY KNOW.

Not how much crap you can fit in your small head.

 

I am fully aware of the fact that I could get an A in every subject if I just started putting some effort into it.

But fuck that.

I'm good with a fudging C, even a B.

 

So, study ifyou want to, not because someone tells you to.

Unless you're failing EVERYTHING.

Then what the fuck are you doing here?

GO BACK TI THE FUCKING BOOKS, YOU MORON!

This update is in no need of words.

 

There's nothing you can do about it, though.

You'll just have to clench your jaw and get on with your life.

Because, let's be honest, you do have a lot of important stuff to finish instead of just sitting there, angry or sad.

 

I don't know about you, but I love those days when you're really happy.

It really doesn't matter if you know why, or if you don't.

Your day will go on smoothly, and everything will work in your favor.

But I wouldn't want a life where I'm always happy.

Becasue that shit just happens in Disney.

 

When I have a bad day, I feel alive.

It fills me with these unexplored feelings - hate and sadness.

Your whole body tingles, and you just want to smack someone right in their smiling and stupid face.

No matter if you hit someone or if you don't - these feelings will make you feel alive.

I actually like having these feelings, because then I can show the world my serious self.

 

I don't "play" another person when I'm laughing and making stupid jokes.

I do that because that's who I am.

It tends to trick people into thinking I'm like that all the time.

Not being able to be serious about anything, just seeing life as a big joke.

 

That's not me.

I am a very serious person when it's needed.

I just have a rather hard time of expressing that side of me when I'm happy.

Because, honestly, I really wish that I thought that life was just a joke.

I wish I'd never been introduced to the dark side of society.

I don't like it here.

 

So, remember, your life doesn't suck just because life gives you lemons.

You just have to realize that it can be so much more.

Either you're like me - and love lemons.

Or you're a fan of sweet stuff - then just pour some sugar in it before eating it.

Or maybe you're a bit more into healthy food, then make a salad, and spice it up with the dark side of life.

Lemons.

 

I am not responsible for any misspelling or mistake with the grammar.

It is your fault.

Yes.

So go make me some salad, right now.

I've got a trunk full of lemons, and I am starving for experience and knowledge.

Okay, first of all, I'm sorry for not updating at all yesterday!!

You'll get an extra update today instead, okies? :D

 

So, yesterday I tried having a lesson where I had to use my laptop - without the charger for it.

So, I had to go home an hour earlier, since I had nothing to work with. >_<

 

At home I got ready for out jurney to Landskrona!!

:D

Coast - to - coast adventure!! :3

In the car... <.<

 

I think I've read about 150 pages of 50 shades of Grey during the whole trip xD

When we arrived to the city, we took the dogs and started walking.

THE WEATHER WAS SO NICE

I WAS WALKING AROUND IN ONLY A TUBE TOP, ERMAHGERD

 

So, we went to eat :3

120 grams of steak :D

It was

D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S!

<.<

Ate until I couldn't fit another piece.

 

Then, at 7 PM, I went to meet Emmie! :3

A girl from the Au Pair agency who was gonna interview me :D

Started of,,,,,, not that good.

Diarrhea in her toilet a bit <.<

BUT THEN

we came along just fine :D

 

So, she interviewed me, and stuff... :3

Gave me a shitload of tips! :D

Talked to me about America n' shiet :3

 

I'M COMING TO THE US!!!!!!!!!

:D:d:D:D:D:D:D:D

 

So, that was just awesome! :3

SEE YA LATER, GUYS!

SdasfHDGKJOÅKYMASPKfd <3

 

.......

GAYYYYYYYY!!

So, I started to think about something while on the bus today.

Some busdrivers can kiss my left asscheek.

 

Today we changed busdrivers the last couple of stops.

It went from a nice old man, to an arrogant idiot guy.

The Swedish buses have two doors - one in the front and one in the middle.

Sometimes when you're gonna get on the bus, you have to wait a while for some of the passengers to get off.

So, since I sat in the front of the bus, I planned on getting out through the front door.

 

When the bus stops, there's one girl waiting to get on.

So, I wait for the door to open, standing next to the driver.

And he simply turns around and says "Get off in the back instead."

OOOOH, BECAUSE IT'S SOOO HARD JUST TO TAKE ONE STEP BACK IN JUST FIVE SECONDS

Morons <.<

 

That was the idiot busdriver.

Then there's the awkwardly friendly busdriver.

Talking to you while sitting in the front of the bus.

Once I was waiting for the bus, and just as the bus stopped in front of me, I saw a friend walking behind it.

So, I waved.

Then the bus came in the way, and I saw this busdriver.

Smiling, and waving back.

 

THE FUCK?!

So, I had to sit there, talking to her the whole drive.

And, I have to say it, she is darn friendly.

But I still felt so damned awkward!

 

There's these stalker-busdrivers.

Never saying hello.

Never talking to you.

Always looking straight into your eyes.

He seems to always be on the bus.

And then, finally, one day he says: "So, going to the doctor again?" Or "Getting off school an hour early today?"

WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY?!!?!?

YES, I GOT OFF SCHOOL AN HOUR LATER.

HOW THE FUDGE DO YOU KNOW I'M STILL IN SCHOOL?!?!?!

 

<.<

>.>

 

I'm longing for my driver's license.

So bad.

xD

So, I start to write n' shit.

About a half page or so.

I am such a good girl! :3

But thenI realize something...

 

It's fucking sunday.

Which means very early in the US.

So that means.

Cry's streaming.

 

Turns on stream.

Been stuck like this for several hours.

God darn it! <.<

 

So...

I REALLY HAVE TO GET THIS ESSAY DONE TODAY!

The oral presentation is tomorrow <.<

EHEHEHEHEH.... Oral... :')

 

<.<

>.>

<.>

 

NOW IMMA GO BACK TO MY "STUDYING"

BUBAAI

Yes, I really am that boring.

 

SO

Today I've done lots of shit :D

I went to the last trampoline workout, *sob*

I'LL MISS YOU, TRAMPOLINES... <.<

 

Mom bought me Mc Donald's, and then I went to church with Charlie and Tove! :D

There was a former witch/satanist speaking <.<

It was cool and educational, even if she was mixing the christian belief into every scentence (UH DUUUUH)

And then I played some ping-pong (or whatever the fuck it's called in English) with Charlie! :D

I am NOT good at that shizzle <.<

 

And now I'm back home :D

SO

PIE

Oh, and here's an awesome pic of a game we did :D

 

It looks like a mess, I know xD

Gotta sort these out, somehow!

WISH ME LUCK!

 

Not physically, but mentally.

Okay, okay, I know...

I'm never mentally healthy <.<

I'M JUST A BIT CRAZY! :3

 

But I still have those typical signs of any normal illness.

I'm tired all the time and want to sleep, no hunger, no will to do anything except for laying in my bed <.<

 

I've found my new drug, though! :D

Ao No Exorcist! :3

ALMOST better than One Piece <.<

Fuck, I have to finnish watching One Piece, too >.>

DAMN IT.

SPARE TIME, WHERE ART THEE?!

Or thou...

Fuck it <.<

 

NOW

I'm gonna finish my Cry play's-video, and then go back to my coccoon of hawt Rin, daemons and Satan's blue fire <.<

BUBAAI! :D

And thanks for reading my boring shit xD

Am I the only one who HATES technology?

Like computers, cellphones, televisions and consoles?

And, well....

They kinda hate me back <.<

 

My school computer have been so fucked up lately

(Maaaaybe becayse I dropped it once. FUCK YOU, COMPUTER!)

The technicians had to reinstall windows n' shiet.

And the first thing that happens when I try to cam with a friend?

ASÖIODGHÄASPODGNASÖIOGH BLUESCREEN MOTHERFUCKER!!!

<.<

 

That have happened about four times, now.

BUT WAIT!

Lately it's been ever MORE FUCKED UP!

It shut itself off during the night.

(I always put it on sleep to easily start it in the morning and continue to do my shit)

I am a very inpatient human being.

I LIKE IT TO BE FAST!

 

So, yesterday night my computer restarted itself.

Waking me up with the beloved start melody.
FUCK. YOU!
And then it REFUSED TO SHUT DOWN!!!
I so wanna place a baseball bat in this computer when I graduate...
But it's not worth the money I'd have to spend to actually get it >_<

And, well...
Yesterday I bought a new computer.
It was supposed to be so much better!
I start it...
And wait...
Then wait...
And wait some more...
....
.....
....

OH FUCK OFF!!!!
When it finally starts, IT'S FUCKING WINDOWS 8 ON IT!!!!
I DON'T GET CRAP LIKE THAT!!!
AND MY SKYPE DIDN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAD TO UPDATE IT!!
ON MY BRAND NEW, FUCKING, COMPUTER!!!!!
GAAAAAAAH!!!!!

I finally found the "regular"desktop.
BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE START MENU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
So, I go to fucking youtube.
And find a fucking video.
To help me get the FUCKING start-button back.

I had to install a program, and then launch it.
I finally found my start-button again.
(WHICH LOOKS LIKE A BOX WITH DOWNS SYNDROME)
And tries it out.
So, I search for "Skype"

I type "Sky" then my whole start menu is like
"OUSDÖHIHGSJNGÖOBUSIPGSDJG NO. FUCK U."
And then it shuts off.
And the button disappears.

My whole face is twitching by now.
Just like my temper.
AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE THE START MENU, I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THE PROGRAM TO LAUNCH!!!!!
Now is the time where I'd normally BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PIECE OF DIARRHEA.
But I don't.
Instead I go to my happy place.
(The place where I FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING)
And tries it again!

SO.
Fuck you, technology.


OH
And here's a pic of me in my new hair color.
UIÖGHIPGOHPKDFSÅ

A request.

a picture of myself.

Well, here you go!

SO

No school today, yaay!

Though I had to be at the dentist at 7.30 <.<

I hate the dentist </3

 

Though my teeth turned out just fine :D

Even though I don't really care about them xD

Like 95% of humanity >.>

 

Right now I'm watching my mom and my fat uncle trying to construct a table xD

This'll be fun!

At least my room will turn out a bit more fabolous ;)

 

I'M SO GONNA PLAY MY PS2 ALL NIGHT LONG!

And, yes, I know...

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO BEHIND?!?!?!??!"

I'M POOR, OKAY?!

I must get a new computer first...

WHICH I'LL GET TODAY, BY THE FUCKING WAY :D

My school computer is a bit retarded >_<

but yeah

see ya!

50 shades of Grey actually has a story line <.<

With actual characters.

Events.

Love and all that shizzle.

ME GUUSTA! OwO

 

I am really enjoying this book.

And I'll probably read all three of them :D

YES

THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

 

So, uhm, yeah

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Gonna go read it now :3

BYYE!

I went to the library to find the book "before I die".
I wanted to read a meaningful book.
So, with some help from my beloved friend Nardy,
I finally found the book.
Right next to 50 shades of grey.
 
#YOLO?!
I took it.
And borrowed it.
And I am so gonna read the shit out of it.
 
SOOO
Now I've got some funzies to do :3
 
So
Byepopoc dfjkfgdfhjvzxcvbnm,.,mnbvcxzgfds

They rather suck.

I accidentally cut myself on our reeeeally sharp knife today.

While cutting a lemon.

The knife was gently pressed against my skin on my left indexfinger.

and BAM

A really deep cut.

 

It was bleeding like crazy <.<

Had to change my bandaid two times because I was bleeding too much xD

And, by some strange reason, I got some water inside of it.

So, now when I took it off, HALF of my finger is wrinkly. >.>

Looks stupid.

Just like Nardy's face.

 

Well, uhm...

Peace!

I'd love to see you become a lesbian.

 

XOXO the llama queen.

 

No, but seriously.

You should try dating other girls, OR gamer guys.

Some of them are really cute, and most of them are virgins.

And if they're not, then they're just really nice.

Most of the times.

 

For being so fucking boring!

 

I'm just tired today..

I'm trying to be as funny as I can.

I don't like being boring, I want to make you laugh!

PLEASE, TELL ME I'M FUNNY!!

 

<.<

 

I don't know what more to write...

so...

Pie...

 Okay, so....

I had to sleep on the fucking ground next to my friends during our movie night :O

PLUS

I've got some serious muscle aches from yesterdays workout xD

So...

 

Well, at least we had a bunch of funzies during the night :D

Laughing n' shiet <.<

 

So.

Llamas.

They are hawt.

Period.

Stop calling me 'baby'.

I'm fucking 18 years old.

You're a fucking moron.

And, for God's sake, STOP REPEATING YOURSELF SO DARN MUCH!

 

But wait.....
Are you some kind of pedophile..?
I.......
I'm.... Speechless...
I never knew.....
Holy hell, I've been so stupid all of these years...

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM MY NEW DISCOVERY?!?!?!
THIS SHIT'S CRAZY!
I...
I'M SICK.....

JUSTIN BIEBER, FUCKO!

Okay, not really xD

having some friends over for a BBQ for the first time evah! :3

Just vaccume cleaned the house

fuck

The vaccum cleaner didn't work

fml </3

Rocks everywhere

 

Meh ^^

Gonna have a good time anyways :D

With music n' shiet :3

SOOOOO

 

I like raccoons.

PEACE!

I don't know what planet you come from (considering your huge ass hips and small waist).

But where I live today, women don't run the world.

Women are being used as objects.

Men everywhere are trying to control us.

They are physically stronger, and therefore have so much more power.

 

So, Beyonce....

Cut the crap,

lay off the bathsalts,

and, please, can someone give her a huge slap from me?

 

 

 

 

Oh, and here are some funzies.

OKAY.

SO.

I'M BACK.

FROM WHERE, YOU ASK?

BURGER KING, OF COURSE.

BUT NO WORRIES.

EVEN IF I REALLY AM TOO LAZY TO EXERCISE THE DELICIOUS HAMBURGERS AWAY FROM MY SYSTEM.

I HAVE BOUGHT A PAIR OF IN-LINES THAT I SHOULD TRY OUT.

N' SHIET.

 

When I was in town I realized something.

I'm surrounded by fake bitches.

And, of course, my awesome friends.

I hate fake people, especially girls.

That's why I'm trying to avoid talking to them <.<

 

They write stuff like "BJGDSPIHOÖFA I'M UGLY" on Facebook, when they actually look cute.

They want you to write "OUSHÖO STOP IT, YOU'RE CUTE"

So that they can reply with "ASJFDPSÖHS NO, BUT YOU ARE <3<4<3<3<<3<3<44<3<S34D3A56R<TH"

....

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

 

When someone comments something like that on my Facebook, I smile.

Because my friend just made my day by boosting my confidence.

The least I can do is say thanks, and maybe even throw in something else in that comment.

Like a "thank you" in the form of "You too!".

 

Having female friends is all about commenting eachother.

If you're a girl, then you aren't supposed to act like a cold guy towards her.

You're supposed to comment her cute outfits and her beautiful hair.

And she's supposed to do the same thing back.

 

A girlfight is often caused by someone breaking the "codex of female friendship".

"Those shoes looks kinda ugly together with that top..."

And BAM. From besties to mortal enemies.

 

I HATE THAT SHIT.

I'm a very honest person.

I LOVE to insult others.

And, well, Nardy is just like me.

That's the main reason to why we're BFF's.

 

A normal conversation is like this;

Me; Damn, you're ugly.

Nardy; You too!

Me; No, I really mean it. And you stink.

Nardy; At least I shower!

Me; I am very clean, thank you!

Nardy; your breath stinks..

Me; Have you got any gum, then?

Nardy; No gum in the world is gonna help you.....

Me; Fucko.

Nardy; Love you, too!

*HUGGLES*

 

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PURE LOVE.

WHEN TWO GIRLFRIENDS CAN SAY MEAN COMMENTS TO EACHOTHER.

AND NOT EVEN GIVE A LLAMA'S ASS ABOUT IT.

I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU, MY RETARDED CAMEL, NARDY :* <3

 

Aaaaaaand, I'm out!

Peace!

Okay, so, uhm...

I moved out of Nardy's place about a week ago, and today is the day my mom will move in with me again! :D

She's gonna move all of her stuff out of her ex's place, and I'm gonna help her, and say goodbye to my beloved little brothers :(

Sure gonna miss dem dogz <3

 

So, I found this awesome song that I instantly downloaded and started playing on my stereo :D

I've been repeating it for about ten times, now :3

Mah poor neighbours!

Here it is! :D

 

 

 

And, in case the song gets deleted from Youtube..

It's Savant ft. Axel morris & Celina Svanberg - Licence to chill 2012

And, well... I "found" it in the end of one of Cry's videos ^^

That guy has some epic taste in music <3

 

And, in case this is SOOOO BORING for you...

Have a random cat party pic.

Please stop saying that I do not know I am beautiful.

I am aware of the fact that I am fudging fabolous.

I do not need a handful of idiots jumping around saying the only thing that makes me beautiful is the fact that I do not know it.

Stop annoying me, and get the fuck out of my face >.>

 

 

 

 

Note the fact that I don't listen to One Direction at all.

When you're living with a two year old baby who keeps screaming their name repeatedly until his sister starts their stupid songs, their lyrics will get stuck in your head.

Forever.

...

I just remembered something!

 

Since I might go to America after the summer vacations, as an au pair, I thought about starting a new blog about it!

Soooo, I might not start with the design and such just yet, but I'm open for suggestions! :3

Like... Colors?

How should I make the header?

Background?

General design...?

 

COME ON FOLKS, GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS! :D

Pwease...? OwO

 

But, yeah!

Bubai again! :D

My head hurts!!

I don't really get this.

A while ago I drank 2 liters of energy drink in only an hour, which led to two days of feeling sick. Almost threw up a couple of times.

Yesterday I decided to buy it again, but not 2 liters, of course.
Well... After just a couple of sips I started feeling the exact same nausea as that time.
My reaction was, obviously, "WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?"

And, well....
I've already been tricked today, since it's first of april.
Pretty hard, actually...
Fuck you, Youtube! xD
Making your fans shit themselves :O
What would I do without your useful "how to" videos, since I clearly need directions in life through them <.<

 

This isn't a particulairly good day for me, blargh >_<

So, I'm going to continue to play Skyrim now, and probably for the rest of the day.

(Since Nardy's internet kinda crashed we have to take turns to use the only internet we've got xD

I probably won't update anymore today <.<

sooooooo

SEE YA TOMORROW :D

New update.

 

 

 

 

 

 

ERMAHGERD! I ERM BERKH!

 

So, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, ERIKA?!

Meh, eating ice cream and playing Skyrim >.>

 

Okay, back to some serious shiet!

I've been busy with school *COUGH* and my responsibilities as a grown woman *COUGH*.

But, yes. Since I now am 18 years old, I am now a grown up.

Still, the thought about me driving a car scares me shitless..... >_<

 

So! I've been kinda active on my youtube channel (which was a whie ago), and I'm thinking about making another video soon!

Let's see if anyone actually reads this xD

 

But, uhm, yeah!

I'm gonna try to update a bit more frequently, now :) (I bet I spelled that word wrong, but I'm too lazy to find out).

HAVE A GREAT DAY! :D