eritzkak

Okay, sorry for not being able to update at friday.

Didn't have a computer <.<

 

So, me and my mom went to Kristianstad to meet my cousin, but had to wait for over an hour.

So my mom left me (yes), and about twenty minutes later my cousin arrived.

I met a lot of new people.

An Irish tattoo artist who was traveling around the world.

Today he had brought a Spanish friend, and also a Spanish swede.

We had a BBQ, they had a few drinks, we had a good time, and then Charlie came to pick me up.

 

Decided to call in sick, because fuck school.

Biggest mistake of my life.

Got food poisoning from my mom's cooking.

So, 3 PM, my tummy started hurting.

Thought I was constipated, so I ate some salad.

(My salad gives me diarrhea. yeah.)

Another bad idea.

My tummy ache became worse.

Had to go to the hospital.

They gave me some pills for the pain and told me to go home and sleep.

It didn't help at all.

At home it kept on hurting.

I puked.

It then felt a bit better.

But after a while it started to hurt again.

So I had to use my fingers to throw up a second time.

And later a third time.

Then I felt so much better xD

 

Stayed home from school since i felt like throwing up.

When I felt better I went to town to meet up with Nahed.

We ate some sushi, and then we went to watch The Fast & Furious 6 at the cinema :D

After that we went to her place for a sleepover, yaay! :D

 

Oh. 

And Donnie is a fuckface.

A cute fuckface.

PEACE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

MAI WEECK HAZ BIN LIEK DIS.

 

Today was the day when the fair really blew up.

And another fair started in Nardy's town as well.

So me, Robin, Pontus and mom went to Nardy :3

The fair there was really small.

AND I COULDN'T FIND THE FUDGING FRENCH FRIE STALL.

I WANTED FRENCH FRIES WITH MELTED CHEESE ON THEM.

 

After that we went back home again.

Robin and Pontus went home by 2 PM (boo hoo :( )

Then Nardy came! :D

So I dragged her to the same stall we were standing by yesterday.

The tricky puzzle stall! :D

Filled with Rubik's Cubes n' shiet.

Nardy tried solving the same tricky thing as Pontus and Robin had tried the day before.

We didn't solve it.

I did try to solve a cube, though.

PIC COMES HERE:

 

I woke up to find Nardy and my mom talking.

Forever alone </3

She went home at 12 PM.

So I was forever alone.

 

I decided to go buy the cube from the stall.

But then I realized that I was forever alone.

So I texted ALL of my nearby friends! :D

I went down to meet up with Alex :3

I bought the cube, and then I solved it in front of her.

 

After a while Emma came to meet us :D

And then Alex had to go :O 

Bitch <.<

I'm just joking :D

LOVE CHU! <3

 

So Emma had to eat, and so she ate. 

Then we met Mollie and Albin! :3

And we just derped around for the rest of the day :D

As soon as I got home I decided to be a stalker.

So I spent two minutes finding the guy working in the puzzle stall.

He was funneh :3

 

I was free from school today, so I just sat around at home doing absolutely nothing.

Like a baws.

 

I woke up and got a friend request on Skype.

It was a friend who just randomely raged at me a couple of months ago before deleting me.

He kept on repeating about, oh how much he's missed me.

So I talked to him in school.

We discussed the whole event for several hours.

I joked around, telling him I'd have to man him up a bit in the future.

Then he kinda lost it.

 

He tried the douche way with me.

Insulting me and pretending he didn't care.

I smiled.

I found it funny.

Because it was so darn obvious.

The he just said that he'd go to sleep.

So I said okay.

 

A couple of minutes later he logged back in,

told me I didn't care about him,

and then deleted me again.

This made me laugh out loud.

 

So I decided that he just wasted his last chance.

And then I blocked him.

Bubai, you redneck retard.

It was nice knowing you.

Or maybe it wasn't, since he just deleted me all the time.

I'm tired of being a doormat.

So, from now on I'm the door.

I am the one deciding who enters and walks out of my life.

:)

 

Free day~

Or maybe it's called a "day off" in 'murican. Huh. ^^

ANYWAYS.

Another old friend of mine started talking to me again.

Someone with at least a little brain.

Luke~ :3

 

So, we spent the whole evening talking about llamas and life plans.

It was fun.

And, yes, I do not have a life.

The computer is my life.

 

Went to school today. 

But before that I went to the eye doctor.

So now I can buy glasses when I go to 'murica :3

 

School was boring and unnessecary.

Went home and sat by my computer.

Gurgle gurgle herp and derp.

 

Today I'veonly had one class (I'm in it right now.)

Gonna go visit my cousine in one hour~ :3

She's gonna sign some au pair papers

And then I'm gonna send them.

After that, everything will be settled for my au pair trip.

I'll start the matching, and get some contact from different families :D 

I'm so PUMPED.

'murica, here I come~

 

BYE.

DERP.

Okay, so, I've been free almost all week.

FUCK YEAH.

This is what have happened in my boring life:

 

I spent the whole fucking day playing the sims 3.

Not even joking right now.

A. WHOLE. FUCKING. DAY.

Gosh...

 

Don't even get me starting.

Two words.

The.

Sims.

<.<

 

I went to school a bit later, and went to my class.

Only to find out that I didn't even needed to go to school.

At all.

So I was in school with Nardy until 1 PM.

When I arrived at the bus station I found out that there was NO FUCKING BUS THAT HOUR.

So I had to sit and wait for an hour.

 

Luckily, this random muslim guy came to me.

He randomely asked for my name, age, if I smoked, and if I had a boyfriend.

WAIT

WUT?!

And when I said "no".

So he asked me if I wanted one.

And I said "no".

CREEPER ALERT!!

And then he told me that he wanted a girlfriend.

Mmk.

Btw, his breath litterally smelled like HUMAN FECIES.

And he SAT SO FUCKING CLOSE TO ME.

LEANING IN TOWARDS ME.

 

Then he randomely started talking about meeting up for some coffee sometime, and I said no.

Then the word "friends with benefits" came up (It's one word in Swedish, so shush). I was utterly chocked. "No thanks, I'm not interested".

He started talking about marriage, and now I came up with my plan - being as bad as possible according to his religion. "I don't want to get married, I don't believe in it."

But he kept on blabbering about marriage. So then I told him about my Turkish father, but he still wouldn't back off. I told him that I wasn't gonna live in Sweden.

"But I can give you anything you want, I've got a job."

WHAT THE FUCK?!

"Are you a Christian?"
"No."
"Muslim?"
"No."
"Then what do you believe in?"
"I believe in Satan."
"Oooooh, but it's okay, religion doesn't matter...."
JSGHPIGJJNSDÖOGSIDGJSÖGSDGS!!!!!

I pulled out the heaviest weapon.
"Why don't you want to have a boyfriend?"
"Because I don't like guys."
"Then what DO you like?"
"Girls."
******THE CREEPY PEDOFACE OF DOOM******
"ONLY GIRLS. NOTHING ELSE. EVER."
AND HE STILL KEPT ON GOING ABOUT MARRIAGE!!!
"But what if you want to have kids?"
"I don't want to have kids."
"but if you want to have kids, blah blah blah..."
"I don't want to have kids."
"If you ever want to have kids, you can fuck me..."
"I don't want to have kids."
"BLAH BLAH BLAH MOTHERFUCKING BLAH"

So I turned against him, all of my will to be polite now gone.
"Isn't it against your religion to have a girlfriend?"
"If we were to have sex - yes. Not kissing. But then we get married, and we fuck." (He meant me and him by "we")
"Then it's against your religion to be friends with benefits."
"Blah blah something random blah. My father have told me that, but..."
"IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT SOMEBODY TELLS YOU. It's about how dedicated you are to your God. You'll do it because you WANT GOD TO APPRECIATE YOUR LOVE. NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO DO SO."
"But yes, it is haram" (Forbidden according to the Qouran)
"Then why did you propose it?"
"I didn't"
"You did."
"I didn't"
"You did"
"I didn't"
GAAAH!!

So then he tells me this.
"If you don't want to, then it's fine, because then I don't want to either. Blah blah..."
"WAIT. So if I don't want to, you don't want to?"
"Yes, so if you want to..."
"I DON'T WANT TO."
"Then I don't want to."
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!"
So he gets up, and apologizes. "I was just asking you a question."
"You were asking it AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES. That is PRETTY ANNOYING."
"i'm sorry, I'll leave you now. Goodbye."
"GOODBYE."

So yeah, then I sat on the computer for the rest of the day.

I felt so productive.

 

I called in sick and decided to do some work at home instead.

I woke up at 8 O'clock, and finished some of my schoolwork.

Then I sat by the computer for the rest of the day.

Ugh.

 

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I woke up rather early today.

With a migraine.

Ugh.

But I was so excited, since my childhoodfriend Robin and our common friend Pontus were going to come over and spend the weekend with me.

So by 3 PM mom picked me up, and we went to Robin's place.

When we got home we played a shitload of Tekken 6.

And then we went to Charlie! :D

and played some Dead or Alive.

It was fucking awesome.

When we got back home, we watched Gran Torino, and then went to sleep :3

 

Today we woke up at 9 AM, and ate some breakfast.

Then I tried some CoD Black Ops for the first time.

I fucking ruled.

By 4 PM we went to the local fair.

I bought two Satanic necklaces (YAAAAY <3)

And my friend Robin bought one Final fantasy related :)

Then we went back home, and watched The Crow.

After the movie we went to the fair again, to go on the roller coasters :D

And then Robin bought another necklace, a cool sword :3

So now we're sitting here, playing random shit, telling bad jokes :]

 

See ya next week!!

I think I had the most awesome dream ever tonight.

 

I went back to the one school that I hated the most during my childhood.

The one where almost everybody bullied me.

Not many seemed to recognize me at first.

 

You see, when I went to that school, in sixth grade, my confidence was below my feet.

In my dream, I entered the room with a sky high confidence.

And, of course, I looked nothing like that small hamster I once were. (Seriously. I looked like a hamster in sixth grade.)

I looked like I look right now.

 

So, I don't really know what the whole point was.

Me going back to school.

Though, I got some of my former bullies to start kissing my ass.

They tried to bully me.

Taking away my clothes after I'd showered (Which was in a room next to our classroom, THA EF?!)

But with my confidence I simply opened the door and asked out loud, while smiling, if the one who took my clothes could return them.

I even laughed.

 

But, hey.

The best part was when I beat up a fat kid.

ERITZKAK - 1

FAT KIDS - 0

Fuck yeah, bitchezz.

(For you who haven't heard his crappy song, here it is)

dgjosopgjsadfjnlsdkögsödog

 

This song fucking sucks.

I mean.

ERIC

THERE ARE A LOT MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO SING ABOUT THAN BECOMING FUCKING POPULAR.

YOU BEING POPULAR WON'T HELP THE STARVING CHILDREN OF THIS PLANET.

BURN.

 

Not only is this song completely braindead and unnessecary

But it also SUCKS. Pretty bad.

The beat is just like any other pop song, and the melody has been used a hundred times.

The lyrics, well.

He's singing about how he's gonna get some girl as soon as he's popular.

SO SHALLOW, GOD DAMNIT!!

 

Do I even have to say more?

Well, I hope you foud my rage entertaining.

Because I fucking hate this song.

Bye.

Okay, not exactly.

This was my week!

 

So, today I stayed at Nardy's place all day!

We just sat by our computers, though xD

And later my mom came to pick me up, and I drove the car home.

We were going to my friend Tove's place to look at two of her cats, in wich we were to choose one to take home.

We got Maja, a one year old, adorable little thing.

She adapted to her new home rather fast, and was cuddling around like crazy.

 

I woke up at 1 AM, by Maja, laying a small piece of diarrhea behind our TV.

So I had to be a cleaning lady in the middle of the night. Yaay.

I woke up at 8 AM, to go to the shooting range / club.

I'd promised my mother's boyfriend that I'd help with the café.

So I was sitting there almost all day.

By 1 PM, I convinced Nardy to come.

So we went to shoot the air rifle.

I hit 2 out of 30 targets.

Nardy hit 1 out of 30.

I rule.

 

Today I didn't have to go to school, so I went to Charlie and Tove's place, and helped them to pack some things. 

I didn't exactly do anything else that day.

 

I woke up early to go to the vet with Maja.

Turned out she had ear mites.

So I got some medicine for her.

And when I arrived home I went to Charlie.

I helped him for a couple of hours with moving really heavy stuff from their old apartment to their new house.

I was exhausted when I got home.

 

I went to Charlie at 9 fucking AM today.

We carried away the last stuff, and the only thing left by then was the cleaning.

Which included rooms filled with dried cat and dog pee and fecies.

Which had been left like that for months.

Let's just say what I spent 14 hours straight at his place, leaving at 11 PM.

A day filled with laughter, pain and pee.

Let's just say I jumped straight in the shower when I got back home.

But it was worth it.

 

Today i had to go to school :(

Boooooring~!

And the whole day was like adpodgsgknjsagk.

Just.... NO.

So I went home earlier, and found out that a delivery of two new Sims 3 games that I'd ordered had come.

I spent the rest of the day by the computer

Playing Sims

Like a baws

 

I borrowed a book in the library today.

It's about a serial killer.

Not a usual novel, though.

You get to follow the killer as he tries to live life as normal as he can.

I like it.

And school was, as usual, pretty darn boring.

When I got home, I sat instantly by the computer.

And, here I am, at 2 fucking AM, still by the computer.

I have no life.

 

 

 

SO

That was my exciting week!

See ya next time :D

 

P.S.

Donny.

It was a joke.

You really don't get my humor yet <.<

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