Ooookie, I'm back!
And I'm living in London now!! :D
Wiiie!!
Trying to get some jobs and such! c:
Oh, I'm trying to make some moneyzz out of ads atm!
Sooo, imma post some of them on here! :D
I'd be happy if you checked them out! C:
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Wiiie!!
Trying to get some jobs and such! c:
Oh, I'm trying to make some moneyzz out of ads atm!
Sooo, imma post some of them on here! :D
I'd be happy if you checked them out! C:
http://clicks2offer.go2cloud.org/SHK5e
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http://clicks2offer.go2cloud.org/SHK5k
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Just made some sushi!
Yup.
All by myself.
Like a baws.
The rolls turned out good, but the maki ended up pretty huge.
And I didn't have any proper salmon <.<
And the wrong soy sause >_<
But it was awesome :D
Winning!
I like pie
And fuck y'all
:D
A late update about my sick week~
Okay, sorry for not being able to update at friday.
Didn't have a computer <.<
Friday
So, me and my mom went to Kristianstad to meet my cousin, but had to wait for over an hour.
So my mom left me (yes), and about twenty minutes later my cousin arrived.
I met a lot of new people.
An Irish tattoo artist who was traveling around the world.
Today he had brought a Spanish friend, and also a Spanish swede.
We had a BBQ, they had a few drinks, we had a good time, and then Charlie came to pick me up.
Tuesday
Decided to call in sick, because fuck school.
Biggest mistake of my life.
Got food poisoning from my mom's cooking.
So, 3 PM, my tummy started hurting.
Thought I was constipated, so I ate some salad.
(My salad gives me diarrhea. yeah.)
Another bad idea.
My tummy ache became worse.
Had to go to the hospital.
They gave me some pills for the pain and told me to go home and sleep.
It didn't help at all.
At home it kept on hurting.
I puked.
It then felt a bit better.
But after a while it started to hurt again.
So I had to use my fingers to throw up a second time.
And later a third time.
Then I felt so much better xD
Friday
Stayed home from school since i felt like throwing up.
When I felt better I went to town to meet up with Nahed.
We ate some sushi, and then we went to watch The Fast & Furious 6 at the cinema :D
After that we went to her place for a sleepover, yaay! :D
Nana, FUCKO!
Oh.
And Donnie is a fuckface.
A cute fuckface.
PEACE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
The local fair~!
MAI WEECK HAZ BIN LIEK DIS.
Saturday
Today was the day when the fair really blew up.
And another fair started in Nardy's town as well.
So me, Robin, Pontus and mom went to Nardy :3
The fair there was really small.
AND I COULDN'T FIND THE FUDGING FRENCH FRIE STALL.
I WANTED FRENCH FRIES WITH MELTED CHEESE ON THEM.
After that we went back home again.
Robin and Pontus went home by 2 PM (boo hoo :( )
Then Nardy came! :D
So I dragged her to the same stall we were standing by yesterday.
The tricky puzzle stall! :D
Filled with Rubik's Cubes n' shiet.
Nardy tried solving the same tricky thing as Pontus and Robin had tried the day before.
We didn't solve it.
I did try to solve a cube, though.
PIC COMES HERE:
The lady in the stall told me that you solve it just like the original cube.
So I tried.
With some help from her son, who also worked there :3
He did the first row, and then I tried doing the rest.
I fucked up.
Repeatedly.
It was so hard!
Because you have to imagine she different shapes being the colors instead.
Took a lot of mind.
Then Charlie, Tove and her brother Tom came! :D
Charlie hit me <.<
And then he made Nardy fall a lot xD
And then Tom tried making me fall.
So then I made him fall instead.
WINNING.
We walked a couple of laps around the area, and then I dragged Charlie to the same stall.
I made him try to solve out problem.
And in the meantime, I tried solving the cube again.
When I FINALLY managed to solve it, I was so fucking happy.
I jumped around screaming "YES! YES! I'M AWESOME!"
And the stall owners were also impressed :3
And then Charlie completed his problem.
WE ARE THE BEST. EVER. PERIOD.
I worked out some female drama.
Ugh.
I solved it like a FUCKING BAWS, though.
Because that's how The Eritzkak rolls.
And I'm glad the other girl wasn't a typical bitch.
She though kinda like me.
She had a problem, and she wanted to solve it.
Nothing else.
No extra drama or hate towards me.
I respect that.
THEN ME AN NARDY WENT HOME
AND LEARNED THE CUP SONG
AND THEN WE WANTED TO PLAY SOME PLAYSTATION
BUT I ONLY HAD ONE CONSOLE.
SO WE WENT TO SLEEP INSTEAD.
Sunday
I woke up to find Nardy and my mom talking.
Forever alone </3
She went home at 12 PM.
So I was forever alone.
I decided to go buy the cube from the stall.
But then I realized that I was forever alone.
So I texted ALL of my nearby friends! :D
I went down to meet up with Alex :3
I bought the cube, and then I solved it in front of her.
After a while Emma came to meet us :D
And then Alex had to go :O
Bitch <.<
I'm just joking :D
LOVE CHU! <3
So Emma had to eat, and so she ate.
Then we met Mollie and Albin! :3
And we just derped around for the rest of the day :D
As soon as I got home I decided to be a stalker.
So I spent two minutes finding the guy working in the puzzle stall.
He was funneh :3
Monday
I was free from school today, so I just sat around at home doing absolutely nothing.
Like a baws.
Tuesday
I woke up and got a friend request on Skype.
It was a friend who just randomely raged at me a couple of months ago before deleting me.
He kept on repeating about, oh how much he's missed me.
So I talked to him in school.
We discussed the whole event for several hours.
I joked around, telling him I'd have to man him up a bit in the future.
Then he kinda lost it.
He tried the douche way with me.
Insulting me and pretending he didn't care.
I smiled.
I found it funny.
Because it was so darn obvious.
The he just said that he'd go to sleep.
So I said okay.
A couple of minutes later he logged back in,
told me I didn't care about him,
and then deleted me again.
This made me laugh out loud.
So I decided that he just wasted his last chance.
And then I blocked him.
Bubai, you redneck retard.
It was nice knowing you.
Or maybe it wasn't, since he just deleted me all the time.
I'm tired of being a doormat.
So, from now on I'm the door.
I am the one deciding who enters and walks out of my life.
:)
Wednesday
Free day~
Or maybe it's called a "day off" in 'murican. Huh. ^^
ANYWAYS.
Another old friend of mine started talking to me again.
Someone with at least a little brain.
Luke~ :3
So, we spent the whole evening talking about llamas and life plans.
It was fun.
And, yes, I do not have a life.
The computer is my life.
Thursday
Went to school today.
But before that I went to the eye doctor.
So now I can buy glasses when I go to 'murica :3
School was boring and unnessecary.
Went home and sat by my computer.
Gurgle gurgle herp and derp.
Friday
Today I'veonly had one class (I'm in it right now.)
Gonna go visit my cousine in one hour~ :3
She's gonna sign some au pair papers
And then I'm gonna send them.
After that, everything will be settled for my au pair trip.
I'll start the matching, and get some contact from different families :D
I'm so PUMPED.
'murica, here I come~
BYE.
DERP.
Free week and random marriage proposal!!
Okay, so, I've been free almost all week.
FUCK YEAH.
This is what have happened in my boring life:
Saturday
I spent the whole fucking day playing the sims 3.
Not even joking right now.
A. WHOLE. FUCKING. DAY.
Gosh...
Sunday
Don't even get me starting.
Two words.
The.
Sims.
<.<
Monday
I went to school a bit later, and went to my class.
Only to find out that I didn't even needed to go to school.
At all.
So I was in school with Nardy until 1 PM.
When I arrived at the bus station I found out that there was NO FUCKING BUS THAT HOUR.
So I had to sit and wait for an hour.
Luckily, this random muslim guy came to me.
He randomely asked for my name, age, if I smoked, and if I had a boyfriend.
WAIT
WUT?!
And when I said "no".
So he asked me if I wanted one.
And I said "no".
CREEPER ALERT!!
And then he told me that he wanted a girlfriend.
Mmk.
Btw, his breath litterally smelled like HUMAN FECIES.
And he SAT SO FUCKING CLOSE TO ME.
LEANING IN TOWARDS ME.
Then he randomely started talking about meeting up for some coffee sometime, and I said no.
Then the word "friends with benefits" came up (It's one word in Swedish, so shush). I was utterly chocked. "No thanks, I'm not interested".
He started talking about marriage, and now I came up with my plan - being as bad as possible according to his religion. "I don't want to get married, I don't believe in it."
But he kept on blabbering about marriage. So then I told him about my Turkish father, but he still wouldn't back off. I told him that I wasn't gonna live in Sweden.
"But I can give you anything you want, I've got a job."
WHAT THE FUCK?!
"Are you a Christian?"
"No."
"Muslim?"
"No."
"Then what do you believe in?"
"I believe in Satan."
"Oooooh, but it's okay, religion doesn't matter...."
JSGHPIGJJNSDÖOGSIDGJSÖGSDGS!!!!!
I pulled out the heaviest weapon.
"Why don't you want to have a boyfriend?"
"Because I don't like guys."
"Then what DO you like?"
"Girls."
******THE CREEPY PEDOFACE OF DOOM******
"ONLY GIRLS. NOTHING ELSE. EVER."
AND HE STILL KEPT ON GOING ABOUT MARRIAGE!!!
"But what if you want to have kids?"
"I don't want to have kids."
"but if you want to have kids, blah blah blah..."
"I don't want to have kids."
"If you ever want to have kids, you can fuck me..."
"I don't want to have kids."
"BLAH BLAH BLAH MOTHERFUCKING BLAH"
So I turned against him, all of my will to be polite now gone.
"Isn't it against your religion to have a girlfriend?"
"If we were to have sex - yes. Not kissing. But then we get married, and we fuck." (He meant me and him by "we")
"Then it's against your religion to be friends with benefits."
"Blah blah something random blah. My father have told me that, but..."
"IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT SOMEBODY TELLS YOU. It's about how dedicated you are to your God. You'll do it because you WANT GOD TO APPRECIATE YOUR LOVE. NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO DO SO."
"But yes, it is haram" (Forbidden according to the Qouran)
"Then why did you propose it?"
"I didn't"
"You did."
"I didn't"
"You did"
"I didn't"
GAAAH!!
So then he tells me this.
"If you don't want to, then it's fine, because then I don't want to either. Blah blah..."
"WAIT. So if I don't want to, you don't want to?"
"Yes, so if you want to..."
"I DON'T WANT TO."
"Then I don't want to."
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!"
So he gets up, and apologizes. "I was just asking you a question."
"You were asking it AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES. That is PRETTY ANNOYING."
"i'm sorry, I'll leave you now. Goodbye."
"GOODBYE."
So yeah, then I sat on the computer for the rest of the day.
I felt so productive.
Tuesday
I called in sick and decided to do some work at home instead.
I woke up at 8 O'clock, and finished some of my schoolwork.
Then I sat by the computer for the rest of the day.
Ugh.
Wednesday
T
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I
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3
Thursday
I woke up rather early today.
With a migraine.
Ugh.
But I was so excited, since my childhoodfriend Robin and our common friend Pontus were going to come over and spend the weekend with me.
So by 3 PM mom picked me up, and we went to Robin's place.
When we got home we played a shitload of Tekken 6.
And then we went to Charlie! :D
and played some Dead or Alive.
It was fucking awesome.
When we got back home, we watched Gran Torino, and then went to sleep :3
Friday
Today we woke up at 9 AM, and ate some breakfast.
Then I tried some CoD Black Ops for the first time.
I fucking ruled.
By 4 PM we went to the local fair.
I bought two Satanic necklaces (YAAAAY <3)
And my friend Robin bought one Final fantasy related :)
Then we went back home, and watched The Crow.
After the movie we went to the fair again, to go on the roller coasters :D
And then Robin bought another necklace, a cool sword :3
So now we're sitting here, playing random shit, telling bad jokes :]
See ya next week!!
My dream tonight
I think I had the most awesome dream ever tonight.
I went back to the one school that I hated the most during my childhood.
The one where almost everybody bullied me.
Not many seemed to recognize me at first.
You see, when I went to that school, in sixth grade, my confidence was below my feet.
In my dream, I entered the room with a sky high confidence.
And, of course, I looked nothing like that small hamster I once were. (Seriously. I looked like a hamster in sixth grade.)
I looked like I look right now.
So, I don't really know what the whole point was.
Me going back to school.
Though, I got some of my former bullies to start kissing my ass.
They tried to bully me.
Taking away my clothes after I'd showered (Which was in a room next to our classroom, THA EF?!)
But with my confidence I simply opened the door and asked out loud, while smiling, if the one who took my clothes could return them.
I even laughed.
But, hey.
The best part was when I beat up a fat kid.
ERITZKAK - 1
FAT KIDS - 0
Fuck yeah, bitchezz.
Dear Eric Saade..
(For you who haven't heard his crappy song, here it is)
dgjosopgjsadfjnlsdkögsödog
This song fucking sucks.
I mean.
ERIC
THERE ARE A LOT MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO SING ABOUT THAN BECOMING FUCKING POPULAR.
YOU BEING POPULAR WON'T HELP THE STARVING CHILDREN OF THIS PLANET.
BURN.
Not only is this song completely braindead and unnessecary
But it also SUCKS. Pretty bad.
The beat is just like any other pop song, and the melody has been used a hundred times.
The lyrics, well.
He's singing about how he's gonna get some girl as soon as he's popular.
SO SHALLOW, GOD DAMNIT!!
Do I even have to say more?
Well, I hope you foud my rage entertaining.
Because I fucking hate this song.
Bye.
Eritzkak's cleaning service!
Okay, not exactly.
This was my week!
Saturday
So, today I stayed at Nardy's place all day!
We just sat by our computers, though xD
And later my mom came to pick me up, and I drove the car home.
We were going to my friend Tove's place to look at two of her cats, in wich we were to choose one to take home.
We got Maja, a one year old, adorable little thing.
She adapted to her new home rather fast, and was cuddling around like crazy.
Sunday
I woke up at 1 AM, by Maja, laying a small piece of diarrhea behind our TV.
So I had to be a cleaning lady in the middle of the night. Yaay.
I woke up at 8 AM, to go to the shooting range / club.
I'd promised my mother's boyfriend that I'd help with the café.
So I was sitting there almost all day.
By 1 PM, I convinced Nardy to come.
So we went to shoot the air rifle.
I hit 2 out of 30 targets.
Nardy hit 1 out of 30.
I rule.
Monday
Today I didn't have to go to school, so I went to Charlie and Tove's place, and helped them to pack some things.
I didn't exactly do anything else that day.
Tuesday
I woke up early to go to the vet with Maja.
Turned out she had ear mites.
So I got some medicine for her.
And when I arrived home I went to Charlie.
I helped him for a couple of hours with moving really heavy stuff from their old apartment to their new house.
I was exhausted when I got home.
Wednesday
I went to Charlie at 9 fucking AM today.
We carried away the last stuff, and the only thing left by then was the cleaning.
Which included rooms filled with dried cat and dog pee and fecies.
Which had been left like that for months.
Let's just say what I spent 14 hours straight at his place, leaving at 11 PM.
A day filled with laughter, pain and pee.
Let's just say I jumped straight in the shower when I got back home.
But it was worth it.
Thursday
Today i had to go to school :(
Boooooring~!
And the whole day was like adpodgsgknjsagk.
Just.... NO.
So I went home earlier, and found out that a delivery of two new Sims 3 games that I'd ordered had come.
I spent the rest of the day by the computer
Playing Sims
Like a baws
Friday
I borrowed a book in the library today.
It's about a serial killer.
Not a usual novel, though.
You get to follow the killer as he tries to live life as normal as he can.
I like it.
And school was, as usual, pretty darn boring.
When I got home, I sat instantly by the computer.
And, here I am, at 2 fucking AM, still by the computer.
I have no life.
SO
That was my exciting week!
See ya next time :D
P.S.
Donny.
It was a joke.
You really don't get my humor yet <.<
Isdgfbudoöispgjäafädsö.
Weekly update?
HAI GUYS.
Okay, so
My laziness finally took over
And I've simply stopped caring <.<
So
I decided to do a "weekly update" every Friday! :D
Or do you think I should choose Sunday instead..? <.<
BUT YEAH
The updates might come up pretty late
But you could always go on again on Saturday to check it out!
SO
This week, uhm...
SATURDAY
Since I arrived at my childhoodfriend's place at Friday, we went on a little trip! :3
We were supposed to meet up with a friend of his,
but he was busy.
So he took me to eat at Burger King! :D
Yaaay!
Then we got a ride back to my place over the day :3
I so kicked his ass at Tekken 6.
And then I did the same with Groove Ride.
I am awesome.
Then we went back to his place, haha :D
SUNDAY
This was the most boring day ever.
We did absolutely nothing.
Blargh.
MONDAY
I was free all day, YAAY,
I was still at my friend Robin's place :D
We ate pizza and watched some movies! :3
then I took the boring train home to my mom
And my uncle was there too!
He slept in my room.
I couldn't sleep.
TUESDAY
Decided to call in sick
After barely four hours of proper sleep, school isn't exactly something you want to do <.<
But yeah, I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at home! xD
WEDNESDAY
I was actually free today, yaay!
Had to get up early, though <.<
Went to the doctor pretty early xD
So, when I got home, I randomely started playing Lego Star Wars II on PS2
I kinda finished the game... xD
HAHAHAH
No lifer, indeed!
THURSDAY
I finally went to school <.<
Starting off with a chase for paperwork kind of everywhere xD
Needed to get a copy of my grades and vaccinations.
Then we had Swedish.
Which was boring.
And then Nahed waited for me while I had social studies.
Boring as always....
And then we went to eat SUSHI ERMAHGERD :D
It was AWESOME!! :3
The last time the sushi lady worked there :(
Now they're back in Stockholm </3
I'LL MISS YOU!!!!
Then I got back home, aaaand did absolutely nothing >_<
GOSH, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!?!
FRIDAY
We had a national test today.
Woke up with a pretty bad case of migraine, though "/
Could barely get out of the bed properly :O
So I called in sick "/
And then I slept for a couple of hours.
When I woke up, I STILL had a fucking migraine.
But eventually I had to get out of bed <.<
So I went to the doctor again, and gave him the information about my vaccinations
(boring paperwork for the whole au pair thingie)
And then I went shopping with my mom!
(FOOD. I don't work well with clothes shopping....)
And then I got to Nardy's place!! :D
So we've seen a movie :3
And now we're going to sleep!
SO!
Tell me what you think about these kinda updates!
Instead of every day, I mean...
I'll still update random shizzle when I've got the time :3
SO I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER
BUBAIIII
:D
People who annoys me...
Okay, so we've all got them.
Around us.
All the time.
I've decided to make a couple of groups.
ENJOY, HOPE MY PAIN RESULTS IN YOUR PLEASURE.
Funny annoying:
I bet I'm one of these.
I laugh like a fucking moron, I run around and push people.
I AM THE ANNOYING ITSELF!
But fuck you all, I'm still funneh :D
Fake idiot bitching "talented" sluts who doesn't show respect (female):
I've got one behind me right now....
SHOOT ME
OR NO
SHOOT HER
GAAAH
Okay, so these kinda girls really gets on my nerves.
We're kinda in a study room in school, and she's playing loud music.
Loud SHITTY music.
And she sings.
SINGS!
And, okay, she's got an avergely good voice.
But she's making it fake on purpose.
JUST STAHP IT
ERMAHGERD
DIE YOU SCUM
Or at least try to better your taste in music.
Whores.
What next, JB?
ONE MOTHERFUCKING DIRECTION?!?!?!
....
....
Not only is this girl really annoying
But she's also the most egocentric girl I've ever met.
She looks like a fudging pig
And thinks she's the biggest and most beautiful girl in school.
I mean, come on.
We allknow that's me.
....
That was a joke.
SOOO
Yes, I just did this update because of that irritating bitch behind me.
i wanted to do it in a funneh way.
So..
I need to get a couple of more people on my list..
BUT RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO RUN FOR MY TRAIN!
BUBAI!
Oh yeah, I won't be home all weekend, so I might not update at all.
BUT MAYBE :D
BYE!
The thing about me and tests..
I have never really understood that.
I'm so darned nervous before an oral presentation.
Like seriously vomiting my heart out.
But before a test....
Well, today I was joking around in the classroom, drawing on the whiteboard.
It's always like that.
If it's a test I must pass to pass the course
I'm spending my last couple of minutes with looking at photos of cats wearing hats.
I never study, either.
Sometimes, not at all.
And I never really listen to the teacher.
I just use my own experiences on the paper.
Because that's what a test is all about.
What you ALREADY KNOW.
Not how much crap you can fit in your small head.
I am fully aware of the fact that I could get an A in every subject if I just started putting some effort into it.
But fuck that.
I'm good with a fudging C, even a B.
So, study ifyou want to, not because someone tells you to.
Unless you're failing EVERYTHING.
Then what the fuck are you doing here?
GO BACK TI THE FUCKING BOOKS, YOU MORON!
How a usual Skype-conversation ends....
This update is in no need of words.
Some days will work against you.
There's nothing you can do about it, though.
You'll just have to clench your jaw and get on with your life.
Because, let's be honest, you do have a lot of important stuff to finish instead of just sitting there, angry or sad.
I don't know about you, but I love those days when you're really happy.
It really doesn't matter if you know why, or if you don't.
Your day will go on smoothly, and everything will work in your favor.
But I wouldn't want a life where I'm always happy.
Becasue that shit just happens in Disney.
When I have a bad day, I feel alive.
It fills me with these unexplored feelings - hate and sadness.
Your whole body tingles, and you just want to smack someone right in their smiling and stupid face.
No matter if you hit someone or if you don't - these feelings will make you feel alive.
I actually like having these feelings, because then I can show the world my serious self.
I don't "play" another person when I'm laughing and making stupid jokes.
I do that because that's who I am.
It tends to trick people into thinking I'm like that all the time.
Not being able to be serious about anything, just seeing life as a big joke.
That's not me.
I am a very serious person when it's needed.
I just have a rather hard time of expressing that side of me when I'm happy.
Because, honestly, I really wish that I thought that life was just a joke.
I wish I'd never been introduced to the dark side of society.
I don't like it here.
So, remember, your life doesn't suck just because life gives you lemons.
You just have to realize that it can be so much more.
Either you're like me - and love lemons.
Or you're a fan of sweet stuff - then just pour some sugar in it before eating it.
Or maybe you're a bit more into healthy food, then make a salad, and spice it up with the dark side of life.
Lemons.
I am not responsible for any misspelling or mistake with the grammar.
It is your fault.
Yes.
So go make me some salad, right now.
I've got a trunk full of lemons, and I am starving for experience and knowledge.
Big city adventure!
Okay, first of all, I'm sorry for not updating at all yesterday!!
You'll get an extra update today instead, okies? :D
So, yesterday I tried having a lesson where I had to use my laptop - without the charger for it.
So, I had to go home an hour earlier, since I had nothing to work with. >_<
At home I got ready for out jurney to Landskrona!!
:D
Coast - to - coast adventure!! :3
In the car... <.<
I think I've read about 150 pages of 50 shades of Grey during the whole trip xD
When we arrived to the city, we took the dogs and started walking.
THE WEATHER WAS SO NICE
I WAS WALKING AROUND IN ONLY A TUBE TOP, ERMAHGERD
So, we went to eat :3
120 grams of steak :D
It was
D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S!
<.<
Ate until I couldn't fit another piece.
Then, at 7 PM, I went to meet Emmie! :3
A girl from the Au Pair agency who was gonna interview me :D
Started of,,,,,, not that good.
Diarrhea in her toilet a bit <.<
BUT THEN
we came along just fine :D
So, she interviewed me, and stuff... :3
Gave me a shitload of tips! :D
Talked to me about America n' shiet :3
I'M COMING TO THE US!!!!!!!!!
:D:d:D:D:D:D:D:D
So, that was just awesome! :3
SEE YA LATER, GUYS!
SdasfHDGKJOÅKYMASPKfd <3
.......
GAYYYYYYYY!!
Busdrivers..
So, I started to think about something while on the bus today.
Some busdrivers can kiss my left asscheek.
Today we changed busdrivers the last couple of stops.
It went from a nice old man, to an arrogant idiot guy.
The Swedish buses have two doors - one in the front and one in the middle.
Sometimes when you're gonna get on the bus, you have to wait a while for some of the passengers to get off.
So, since I sat in the front of the bus, I planned on getting out through the front door.
When the bus stops, there's one girl waiting to get on.
So, I wait for the door to open, standing next to the driver.
And he simply turns around and says "Get off in the back instead."
OOOOH, BECAUSE IT'S SOOO HARD JUST TO TAKE ONE STEP BACK IN JUST FIVE SECONDS
Morons <.<
That was the idiot busdriver.
Then there's the awkwardly friendly busdriver.
Talking to you while sitting in the front of the bus.
Once I was waiting for the bus, and just as the bus stopped in front of me, I saw a friend walking behind it.
So, I waved.
Then the bus came in the way, and I saw this busdriver.
Smiling, and waving back.
THE FUCK?!
So, I had to sit there, talking to her the whole drive.
And, I have to say it, she is darn friendly.
But I still felt so damned awkward!
There's these stalker-busdrivers.
Never saying hello.
Never talking to you.
Always looking straight into your eyes.
He seems to always be on the bus.
And then, finally, one day he says: "So, going to the doctor again?" Or "Getting off school an hour early today?"
WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY?!!?!?
YES, I GOT OFF SCHOOL AN HOUR LATER.
HOW THE FUDGE DO YOU KNOW I'M STILL IN SCHOOL?!?!?!
<.<
>.>
I'm longing for my driver's license.
So bad.
xD
What usually happens when I try to study..
So, I start to write n' shit.
About a half page or so.
I am such a good girl! :3
But thenI realize something...
It's fucking sunday.
Which means very early in the US.
So that means.
Cry's streaming.
Turns on stream.
Been stuck like this for several hours.
God darn it! <.<
So...
I REALLY HAVE TO GET THIS ESSAY DONE TODAY!
The oral presentation is tomorrow <.<
EHEHEHEHEH.... Oral... :')
<.<
>.>
<.>
NOW IMMA GO BACK TO MY "STUDYING"
BUBAAI
Late night update! :D
Yes, I really am that boring.
SO
Today I've done lots of shit :D
I went to the last trampoline workout, *sob*
I'LL MISS YOU, TRAMPOLINES... <.<
Mom bought me Mc Donald's, and then I went to church with Charlie and Tove! :D
There was a former witch/satanist speaking <.<
It was cool and educational, even if she was mixing the christian belief into every scentence (UH DUUUUH)
And then I played some ping-pong (or whatever the fuck it's called in English) with Charlie! :D
I am NOT good at that shizzle <.<
And now I'm back home :D
SO
PIE
Oh, and here's an awesome pic of a game we did :D
(mobile pic,suckish quality, blah blah, screw you)
THIS IS CHARLIE AND EMMA :D
:3
Sorting my games and movies out!
It looks like a mess, I know xD
Gotta sort these out, somehow!
WISH ME LUCK!
The question is....
HOW WILL I FIT ALL OF THEM IN THOSE TWO DRAWERS?!?!?!!??!
Eritzkak takes no responsibility over what you may find in these pictures, no matter how unsettling, disappointing or gross it is. This is my childhood-collection, therefore you might notice some Barbie movies, and some Tokio Hotel albums.
